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Post by heavymetal1971 on Jul 28, 2009 12:43:34 GMT -6
> One morning, > the husband returns the > boat to their lakeside cottage > after several hours of fishing and decides to take a > nap. > > > Although > not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the > boat out. > She > motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, > and begins to read her book. > > > The peace and solitude are magnificent. > Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his > boat. > > > He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good > morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' > > > 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that > obvious?') > > > > 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs > her. > > 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' > > 'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. > For all I know you could start at any > moment. > > I'll have to take you in and write you up.' > > > 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with > sexual assault,' says the woman. > > 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game > Warden. > > 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. > > For all I know you could start at any > moment.' > > 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. > > > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. > It's likely she can also think.
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