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Post by heavymetal1971 on Nov 4, 2008 8:34:01 GMT -6
[glow=red,2,300]> A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she > noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching. > > A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 > feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman > walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were > about 200 women walking single file. > > The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the > woman walking the dog and said, 'I am so so rry for your loss', I know > now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like > this. > Whose funeral is it?' > > 'My husband's.' > > 'What happened to him?' > > The woman replied, 'My dog attacked and killed him.' > > She inquired further, 'Well, who is in the second hearse?' > > The woman answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband > when the dog turned on her.' > > A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two > women. > > 'Can I borrow the dog?' > > 'Get in line.' ________________________________ > A Woman's Prayer: > > Dear Lord, I pray for: > Wisdom, To understand a man. > Love, To forgive him and; > Patience, For his moods. > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death[/glow]
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